In
Rob's editorial last issue, he spoke of his need to make --
literally, make -- a couple of beds, and his bewilderment at the
number of bed photos depicting piles of pillows. eZine readers had
plenty to say about pillows. - Editor
"I
believe my wife subscribes to the idea of excessive pillows on our
bed. We only use one pillow each when sleeping, and the other four
are taken off the bed when we sleep and put back on the bed in the
morning when we don't need them. The dust ruffles are not designed to
ruffle the dust, but rather hide the dust and cat hair that collects
under the bed." - Greg
"I'll
bet you ten-to-one odds on a ten dollar bill, that you were not
looking at any bed that was strictly a 'man's bed.' All the pillows
are a woman's thing/decorator thing that gives them both an excuse to
go shopping for 'new pillows' because they just want to 'change the
accents' in the bedroom. I guess the only consoling factor is that
they could ask you to repaint the bedroom every three months instead.
I just live with it and say, 'That's really nice, Honey!'" -
Bernie
"Rob,
I read about you making beds and talking about all the pillows on a
bed. I used to wonder also and
finally found out why. A few years ago, mattress manufacturers
started making one-sided mattresses and also putting in a type of
foam that would conform to your body and leave an indentation in the
mattress. This indentation is permanent. I am a toss and turn type
of sleeper and do not lie the same way all the time, and I found that
these mattresses and I do not get along. I also found out that when
the bed is made and ready for anyone to look at that happens to look
in or walk in the bedroom, they can see two indentations in the bed.
I think the pictures of all the pillows on a bed is to cover up the
indentations left on the mattress. My theory." - Woody McElroy
"Your
'Sawdust Snooze Time' article in the latest WJ eZine was very
entertaining, yet at the same time I have come up with some of the
same observations. I also believe the Y chromosome is strongly at
play. Woodworker's
Journal is a great publication – I have gleaned many things from it
over time! Keep up the good work." - Larry
Giust
"You
may not want a dust ruffle, but she does; it hides the mongo dust
bunnies under the bed (and she won't send YOU under there to do
battle with them if she can't see them - so you want one too
-right?)" - Riley
G.
"They
are the products of the sick minds of interior decorators and
“stagers” inspired by busybodies like Martha Stewart." -
John
Walker
Some
also talked about making the bed. - Editor
"I've
built two Murphy beds using the Rockler hardware kit and plans
(substantially modified for design purposes). One folds out of the
wall on the long axis and one from head to foot. The one that folds
out from head to foot, I cut out in my shop and assembled it on-site
for a friend in San Antonio. I built a bookcase/bedside combo on each
side. The lower part of the cabinet houses the compressor for the
sleep number mattress." - Carey P. Page, M.D.
"Here
is an idea. When your guest arrives, tell him/her that they will have
to make their own bed. Then hand them a hammer and saw and lead them
to the room where the lumber, nails, screws, glue and other supplies
are located and say, 'I'll be back in a couple of hours, good luck'
and leave. You may be suprised when you come home."
- Don
Jennings
And
at least one reader shared some actual historical insights about the
bed hangings. - Editor
"These
accessories date from the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries,
generally, though the hangings do go back considerably further among
the wealthier classes. While they were largely meant to show off that
their owners could afford to dress their bedrooms with expensive
textiles, there were some practical reasons for all the puffery and
drapery.
"Bed
hangings and canopies on four-poster beds were originally intended to
hold in the heat in bedrooms that were heated by a fire that usually
died down to embers overnight. This was especially important when
there were respiratory diseases in the neighborhood. Most people
believed that only fresh night air would chase out the 'miasmas' that
were believed to be the source of disease, so they also often
sleptwith the window open even in winter. In hot, muggy places, bed
hangings were also incidentally good for keeping mosquitoes in check,
but their main purpose truly was warmth. Remember, those good folk
didnot understand about germs, mosquitoes, disease vectors, and so
forth.
"Piles
of pillows served a related purpose. Many people believed that if
they slept prone, they would drown in their body fluids, so they
propped themselves up on pillows to about 30 to 45 degrees, if they could
afford them. The dust ruffle, on the other hand, is mostly a
Victorian conceit. Its purpose was to hide the dust bunnies that
would build up under beds before (and, sadly, after) the invention of
the vacuum cleaner.
"Shakers,
working people, and others without the taste for luxury or the funds
to waste on lots of cloth (it was very, very expensive) tended to
leave their beds bare except for the tick (mattress stuffed with
straw, cornhusk, feathers, marsh grass, and so forth) the sheets,and
the coverlet. However, bed hangings were considered necessary enough
that even military officers on campaign would often travel with take-down
beds that had posts and hangings!
"Why
don't you make yourself a rope bed?" - Louise Heite